Yon wimin playeth with affections of men but this one:
is the most famous Viking blouse ever. He is highly respected, loved and nay worshiped by Viking Warriors throughout Australia. Some sayest he is begat from Aborigine background but in Scandanavia we knowest that he begatteth from Chipping Sodbury. Anyone who messeth with this Viking, wilst have yours truly rammeth poleaxe through liver.
13 comments:
I know a big girl's blouse when I see one. What I want to know is which one in the first picture is you?
Great site btw.
I love those stylish ankle high hose... shows off the curves of the legs a treat! Now I want to know where to buy such a fetching fashion accessory. Ikea?
See! Proof of pooftership.
Unbelievably word verification is
xsoaf. Now that says it all.
Viking Warrior -
Just over from Magdalene's. What sort of viking is not interested in peasants? I know you're famous for dealing with your stomachs first so, ok, you need to get some pheasants first. But passing up an opportunity to run peasants through with pikes? Pillage?
I thought you were security officer at the cafe! Huh! Some security.
Thou art truly a big girl's blouse and as Magdalene states, here lies further proof of pooftership.
In respons to your last comment on T-Rex's blog.
Thank you >blush<
I think you're allowed a picture because you put us all to shame anyway, so your portrait will make little difference.
What's all this about you being a poof? Have you been easing back on the rape as well as pillaging? Or was it just a bit dark to tell at the time?
Och aye, you cheeky young lassie from New Zelland! Wast thou still wanteth pillaging?
Your ability to pillage appropriately has been called into question Viking Warrior. I think it would be best you came over here and showed 'em all how the best Vikings Pillage.
I'm still waiting...
Oh mighty Viking Warrior, thou wilt set brave men in fear and trembling at yon fearsome garb.
Come dark nights when owls fly and wild cats roam the streets of Valhalla, men will tremble now in fear to reach for soft female comfort lest they now be miss-led and poleaxed :-)
You have a nice set of pins there Vikey me old mate!
I see you must be quite busy, out at sea, without internet connection! :-)))
Thank you for taking the time to swing over to Vienna. I very much appreciate your kind comment. The chocolate we were eating came all the way from Switzerland, possibly contraband. ;-)
Pssst, Viking Warrior in ze bloooze ...
Eet iz Ieee.
I am impersonating Rob of ze Cafe but eet eez rrrreally meeee.
I shall say theeees wonce ... and only wonce ...
Aheee 'ave a message from ze secret French resistance.
No! Do not ask 'oo. Eet eez a secret.
Zere eez a massage in the sousage at ze Cafe Hopcott.
Squeeze ze sousage for ze massage
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Hey you mad fool, where a new post then or has the nib on the pencil you pillaged from good old England lost its point?
Zere eez a massage in the sousage at ze Cafe :-)
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