Vikings ruleth northern Europe from 700 AD to 1100 AD. Some sayeth they still do.
We were restricteth not to northern Europe and our acts of
piracy extendeth as far as yon America home of Great Ejit Bush, beloved of Saint Tony. We discovereth yon America, which perchance wast our bigest mistake.
Our large families ledeth to population boom that causethed us to
move out from yon Scandinavian area. There art strong ties
betwixt familes and an argument betweeneth members of different families turneth oftentude into bloody feuds.
Seeth thou what brave and bounteous results that stemmeth from yon genes of past Vikings.
To be continueth ...
